Dear Santa Claus

I have been a good girl this year. I have been in the past years and so, I think maybe you've forgotten me because it has been awhile since I've received a gift from you. Every year, I leave cookies out and I receive an envelope saying "From Santa" and it has a few dollars in it. But it's written in my dad's handwriting. So unless my dad is your helper... then well, you haven't been to my house for awhile! I remember when I was really a munchkin, it was Christmas morning, I woke up early, and I rushed downstairs to see the gifts. I think I saw your reflection against the wall, it was red. And I heard bells on the roof. I am positive you were in my house! Well anyways, I still believe in you, always have and always will.

I remember many years back I stopped swearing, hoping that by not swearing, I'd be on your good list. And ever since then, I've changed dramatically to become the really good person that I am.

This year I think I will change my wish list up a little bit. I am going to be more direct and specific. No more vague "I want world peace." I am older and I know exactly what I want!

Santa,
This is my Christmas Wish List:
I would like...

-Gift cards from the places I love to shop: Forever 21, WetSeal, Charlotte Russe, Victoria's Secret, Macy's, ModCloth, Express, Topshop, and Shopbop.

-My very own website domain and for my blogs to have a ton of viewers.

-My dog to live inside the house.

-A Car!!!! A Honda Hybrid, Chevy Camaro, Mercedez, BMW, Aston Martin (!), or a Lamborghini would be sweet.

-A travel ticket to Peru, to see Machu Picchu.

-A kiss from Johnny Knoxville.

-100 million dollars for my parents to retire and live in Vietnam.

-99 million dollars for me, of course.

-The North Pole and its inhabitants not to change due to the climate change.

-Knowledge and to become wise.

-To have the power to control time.

-To meet Plato.

Thank you Santa Claus!