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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Jackass 3D




The gang is back.
* Johnny Knoxville
* Bam Margera
* Ryan Dunn
* Chris Pontius
* Steve-O
* Dave England
* Ehren McGhehey
* Preston Lacy
* Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña


My nine favorite men. I hope the filming is going great.
The Return of the Party Boy.


I heard that they just started filming. And the movie is going to be in 3D. Oh yes. I can't wait to see the sexy men come out of the screen. And of course the occasional vomit, dick, blood, and all the other good stuff. I can't wait to be a part of it.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

100 Lovelies.

1. Flowers
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Spongebob Squarepants
4. Plato
5. Forever 21
6. Vans and Converse
7. Lord of the Rings
8. Peru
9. Shia Labeouf
10. Arthur
11. Edward Norton
12. Jordan, my dog
13. Wolves
14. Pasta
15. Forests
16. Water
17. Trees
18. Snow
19. The cold side of the pillow
20. Brad Pitt
21. Camaros
22. Coldplay
23. the Beatles
24. Machu Picchu
25. Money
26. MTV
27. Hot dogs
28. School
29. Atlantis
30. Skateboarding
31. Longboarding
32. Valentine’s Day
33. Fairies
34. As
35. Facebook, Email, and Myspace
36. Snorlax
37. Stuffed animals
38. Vogue, Marie Claire, and US Weekly
39. Catalogs
40. Blogs
41. Parks/Playgrounds
42. Malls
43. Newspapers
44. Planner
45. Cellphone
46. Camera
47. Chocolate
48. Orange Juice
49. Milk
50. Bam Margera
51. Musicals and Plays
52. Mozart
53. Mythical creatures
54. Greek gods and goddesses
55. Museums
56. Cardigans
57. My blue bracelet
58. Pens and Pencils
59. Notebooks
60. Journals
61. Diaries
62. Zoos
63. Aquariums
64. South America
65. Philosophy
66. Economics
67. History
68. Calculator
69. Leaves
70. Birds
71. Pigs
72. Boys
73. Fashion
74. Hugs
75. Kisses
76. Smiles
77. Laughter
78. Buddha
79. Henry David Thoreau
80. John Brown
81. Basketball
82. Video games
83. Backpack
84. FUN song
85. DaVinci
86. Teachers
87. Parties
88. Dances
89. Love letters
90. Radio
91. Hakuna Matata
92. Karma
93. Beds
94. my Room
95. my Computer
96. Skinny Jeans
97. Peace Corps
98. Acting, singing, dancing
99. Mysteries and secrets
100. Johnny Knoxville

Shopping for prom.

I am looking for theeee perfect one-shoulder dress! But two straps are fine as well! All in all, the perfect prom dress!

Whether it be Homecoming, Prom, Sadie's, or the Winter Dance, these are some of the cheap places to purchase dresses online (or sometimes in store) for very cheap. Mostly under $100, I believe these places sell the best dresses.

French Connection
Arden B.
Kohl's
Forever 21
Dillard's
Sears
Newport News
Lulu*s
Nasty Gal
ModCloth
Windsor
Topshop
Asos

Charlotte Russe
David's Bridal
Go Jane
Deb
Nordstrom

Don't forget to also check out Ross, Marshall's, TJmaxx, Burlington Coat Factory, etc. etc.!

Sydney's Vintage Clothing
Vintage 50's One Shoulder Pink Peplum Swag Prom Dress


Vintage 50's

I LOVE THIS DRESS!


Victoria Secret's Ruched Convertible Dress


Modcloth has some really cute dresses as well.

Glitz and Glamor Dress



Take Me to Dinner Dress

Fashion FulFrillment Dress

Teachers. Teachers. Teachers.

To my 8th grade English teacher. It was you that got me out of my depression. A lot of people thought she was crazy, but, I believed everything she said. What she said rang with much truth in my ears. Before I came into her class, I was still suffering from a mild depression from so much change occurring in my life. But, she taught me about the Secret, about always thinking positive. She got me into personal development. She tried to get every student the tools to succeed in life and to be happy. I got out of my depression and I began to be more optimistic about life.

We had to much in common. I enjoyed her lectures on aliens, indigo children, the supernatural, and the power of the mind. We were both Blue-dominant and secondary-White.

I wouldn't be the person that I am today if I didn't have her as a teacher. It was destiny that I became her student. Thank you!


When I have a low self-esteem and no confidence, I just remember the many things my 9th grade English teacher told me. He knew how to make me smile.

I even remember the first time we met, he said that I had the best smile.

He once told me that I should be a CNN reporter because I've got this strong stage presence.

And when I told him that nobody asked me to the Homecoming dance, he told me that guys are just intimidated by me. That they think I am too good for them. That I am too smart and too pretty. I am just way out of their league.

Thank you.
I remember everything you told me.
You don't even know how much a difference you have made in my life. You have taught me so much, especially the importance of being the best that I can be. So, thanks. :D

Friday, January 29, 2010

Virtue: Honesty

What is with teenagers and honesty these days?

It seems as if being honest is a bad thing among teenagers now. Well, it's usually represented that way among my peers. I've observed my behavior and the behavior of my friends and we just lie. That's pretty much what we do. It's sometimes a funny thing to lie. Lying seems okay when we're trying to get out of trouble. Lies. Lies. Lies.

It's pretty funny because my English teacher asked the class who the most honest person in the class is and the class said that I was the most honest. HA! The whole class was lying because I know for a fact, that I am not honest. I want to be. And I will strive for it. But currently, I am just a huge liar.

Yes. Liar, Liar, pants on fire.

My last virtue was confidence. And I've realized that I am already confident. Sometimes I do feel a little self-conscious and lonely, but that happens very rarely now. I'm much more happy and I do many things out of my comfort zone.

Now it's time for honesty. Which might be the hardest virtue to attain because lying has been deeply ingrained into me. I am not sure if I can stop lying. I will try and I will conquer!

I despise people who lie. But that's just hypocritical of me. I lie so much. I am pretty sure I might have lied 10 times today. They're not majorly-huge lies. Just kind of little ones to make myself look good. So in truth, I hide myself in lies. I don't want people to find out the real me. It's about time people learned the truth and start accepting who I am. I need to stop lying and pretending to be someone I am not. This is going to be a hard task. And I am not so sure of the outcome of it all.

First of all, I have to figure out how much I lie. I really don't want to do this! But, I must find out how many times a day I lie. I need to see if this goal might be harder than it looks or easier. I am not sure until I record my lies down. So, every day for a whole week. I am going to record how many times I lie.

Along with recording how many times I lie. I have to write down what my lie was. I have to find out what I mostly lie about. And why do I lie? Do I use lies for flattery? To avoid hurting people's feelings? To save my own behind? To make myself look good? And from that point, I can organize my lies into groups, so I can have a visual as to what I usually lie about and maybe figure out the reasons why I lie so much.

To whom do I lie to? I must write down who I lied to. This will say a lot about my relationships with my family, friends, teachers, acquaintances, and strangers. Who do I lie to the most?

What were the person's reaction to my lie? I must write down the person's reactions. What did they say? What did they do? What were their facial expressions? Did they believe me? Or were they kind of suspicious? This will tell if I am a good liar or not. Good liar or not, I must stop lying to these people that really trust me!

I really don't want to do this, but I must. I want to become a better person and this is a major step towards that. I will not become stronger and I will not flourish if I continue lying. I must see the truth and then I must act on it. I must fix it all. I must fix my life. I have done too much damage with my past lies. It needs to come to an end. So I can mend all those past lies and start anew, with integrity.

Of course, I will be starting this project in the morning, Saturday, January 30th. And I will stop and state analyzing my data the night of Friday, February 5th.

It's about time that I find out the truth. That I am living a life based on lies.


I am going to document my efforts into my blog. So I'll be sharing my experience with you.

Of course, I have definitely changed after writing this article. And I might not lie as much as I did before writing this. I will try my best not to lie. But if I do lie, then I must write it down. I will tell the truth now!

Life starts when I am honest!
I need to stop hiding behind my mask.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

January 27th 2010

I am 17 years old now! Hooray!
Here are just a few January 27th 2010 bits and pieces I found.
Urban Dictionary Word of the Day:
iphone effect
January 27
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shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.
"Hey, what do you want to order for drinks?" "Not sure, let's see what Imbibe Magazine has for their best beer this month." First iphone comes out of the pocket--enter safari search. Next iphone comes out--enter Facebook post. Third iphone makes an entrance -- the iphone effect has arrived.

Dictionary.com
Word of the Day
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
panjandrum
\pan-JAN-druhm\ , noun;
1.
An important personage or pretentious official.

Merriam-Webster
The Word of the Day for January 27, 2010 is:
martinet • \mar-tuh-NET\ • noun

1 : a strict disciplinarian

*2 : a person who stresses a rigid adherence to the details of forms and methods

Example Sentence:
Spencer complained that his office manager was a power-hungry martinet who compelled him to follow ridiculous rules.
Did you know?
When France's King Louis XIV appointed Lieutenant Colonel Jean Martinet to be inspector general of the infantry in the late 17th century, he made a wise choice. As a drillmaster, Martinet trained his troops to advance into battle in precise linear formations and to fire in volleys only upon command, thus making the most effective use of inaccurate muskets -- and making the French army one of the best on the continent. He also gave English a new word. "Martinet" has been used synonymously with "strict disciplinarian" since the 1730s.

Factropolis:
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of China, is traditionally credited with the invention of sweet pickle relish.

FactCheck.org

January 27, 2010

The "State of the Union address" was formally known as the "Annual Message" from 1790 until 1934.

Fact of the Day
Diamond Head Crater is Hawaii’s most famous landmark. The United States Army built a trail up the crater in 1908, and added bunkers during World War II. The trail passes through an old gun emplacement.
More Facts »
Quote of the Day
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
- John F. Kennedy
More Quotes »
Word of the Day
edify
Pronunciation: /ED-I-fi/
:to instruct and improve especially in moral and religious knowledge: uplift
I am sure that the inspiring sermons of our new minister will edify you and propel you to greater spirituality than before.

January 27, 1926
The earliest public demonstration of television was given by John Logie Baird of Scotland, using a development of the mechanical scanning system suggested by Paul Nipkov in 1884.
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Birthdays Today...
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart [Theophilus]
Composer
b: 1756 -

Selected from Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotations - January 27, 2010

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
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Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005)
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All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Elizabeth I (1533 - 1603)
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Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those decisions, perhaps better decisions will result.
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John Abrams, The Company We Keep: Reinventing Small Business for People, Community and Place


January 27, 2010
" Time spent living in fear is like working overtime without pay!"
Written in 2009 by Brian G. Jett


January 27, 2010
" The hearts of billions of people are beating everyday; even billions more animals, insects and sea creatures are moving and living and have beating hearts also. The Sun is in perfect distance from the Earth so that we do not freeze or burn and allows water to rise and fall to give life to the land. The Sea has the perfect amounts of salt to sustain the life there. This is just what is happening here on Earth! There are trillions of other solar systems and galaxies with more things happening! It is interesting to me that some say they will believe in the creator, if only they could see one miracle when billions of miracles are occurring at every moment! All of these things are supposed to occur simultaneously by chance?"
Copyright © 2009 Jesse Barkasy


January 27, 2010
Don't be Afraid

Hesitation to take action.
You know the answers to questions;
But you never answer.
Don't be afraid.

Doubt about your skills.
What's to doubt if you got talent?
What to doubt if can do it?
Don't be afraid.

Fear of criticisms.
You're being criticize and labeled;
Do they know the true meaning of your work?
Don't be afraid.

We are all great in our own ways:
May it be science, sports or arts,
May it be speaking, listening or writing.
We all have something worth sharing.

No one is better than you,
Other than yourself;
"Just Believe"
And never be afraid.
Copyright © 2009 James Callos Jordan

Tuesday, January 26, 2010